Woman On Top

If you do it, they will cum.

2008

visitors. Hahaha.

I am still working on the break up posts. I won’t post any until they are all done, it may take a while; please be patient.

June 24, 2008 Posted by Whisper | Everyday, Humor | | No Comments Yet

Be prepared…

for the 5 stages of grief. Boyfriend and I just broke up…tonight. And while I haven’t even started those series of posts, be assured that they will come and that I will be going through some rough times. So dear readers please be patient and please be understanding. I love my (ex) boyfriend extremely and right now there is nothing I can do about it. But just so that there isn’t any confusion in the future (oh dear God please let me have a future) I will now refer to him as First Love. I have to go now because it is 1am, I haven’t showered, and I am starting to tear up. And to top it all off there was a big ass spider in my house and I, the person with arachnophobia, had to kill it with my running shoe. I cried afterwards at that too because….that is something that I would have called First Love to come over and do for me……

Whisper

June 24, 2008 Posted by Whisper | Life, Relationships, Teardrops | , , , , | No Comments Yet