Losing my virginity…

…to myself.

That’s right, tonight was my first night masturbating.

I know, right? I write all this sex and I have never experienced it with myself, the person that knows what I want and need best. Now that I’ve done it I can’t help but think,

‘What the hell is wrong with me? Why haven’t I been doing this all of my twenty years?’

To answer it simply I just never felt the need for it, until now. Why now? The Boyfriend is gone for another week and writing all of these past memories and thinking about how to make new ones, reading all of the pages on my blogroll, and just being a horny being in general I finally felt that need. Now the only problem that I am potentially going to find my hand wandering between my legs when I am supposed to be studying, or at work, or even just sitting here writing these posts.

I think that mainly I was just curious about what I felt like and the anatomy of a well toned pussy. I mean, of course I have seen myself but I haven’t ever felt myself. And I can understand why I’ve been told I’m amazing in bed: my pussy is as tight as a drum! Yay me!

I’ve got to say that I’ve had an epiphany and now believe that high schools around the nation are teaching sex ed wrong. Screw learning how to put the condom on the banana! Teach young teenage girls how to do this and they won’t need a guy! (except me, I still need you sweetie! *cough*)

If you’ve never gotten yourself off before, don’t be ashamed, I was there once too. I do feel, now, that every woman (and I am targeting women specifically because men are men, of course they’ve done themselves before) should do, simply to experience what any male (or female) experiences when they slip a finger in between a pair of wet lips. And don’t just pull down your pants and start going to town on yourself during your first time either, take some time, make it special, light some mulberry candles, drink a glass of wine (or if you’re like me and don’t like wine try Champagne or Bailey’s) draw yourself a warm bubble bath (not too warm, you don’t want to burn your clit off, not good) and lastly take your time*.

The naked female body is a wondrous thing and every woman should explore her own. If my own words don’t convince you to explore your own pussy then here are some posts from The OEN that might, she’s in my blogroll, check her out:

P.S. I am sorry about not being able to make it so that you can click on a link in my post and go directly to the post I am referring to, I’m not that comp savy. Any help would be appreciated.

Loving Pussy

Happy Fucking Labor Day: Threesome Part I

Happy Fucking Labor Day: Threesome Part II

Happy Fucking Labor Day: Threesome Part III

Happy Fucking Labor Day: Threesome Part IV

*I know that I am really inexperienced in pleasing myself and so some might be thinking, ‘What the hell is she talking about? She doesn’t know shit!’ but I am just stating (writing?) what would get me in the mood, or would seem nice to be but do whatever you want, as long as you end up doing yourself.

XOXO,

The (newandimproved)Phoenix